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So do not believe this, but I, Tim Knox turned humanitarian, a former Eagle Scout, and lover of people around the world, are a sexist pig.
Sorry, Mom. I had no idea.
I came to this finding surprising, after a reader sent an angry e-mails even angry, complaining that my last column had failed in the Miss America Pageant, the bull's eye of political correctness than a mile and a half.
Latest reader of this e-mail is now
"... MyAdoption of how to write leads me to believe that the opposite gender a little more to you than something to be suppressed by people like you, is that it allows ceiling above your glass is empty ... Have a nice life sad and pathetic ... Best wishes to you in reality in the developing world to articulate and informed opinion ... I hope you know (sic) that the views are certainly not the facts, and ignorance is not a apologizes for the incorrect assessment ... "
Man, ifit is Pipebomb e-mail, this is a beauty! Thank you, Kazinski (not her real name, obviously). Thank you very much. Someone can a bandaid ...
Call me ignorant (again), but I had no idea what I could do in this brutal retaliation from someone asking me, I'm sure almost every day, a very decent and loving member of the human race. I saw a woman pushed to the limits once before. It 'was the 8th July 1968, one day I will never forget.
In a moment of of pure frustration, my mother left me beside the head with the big bag, because I refused to go down and the Buckin Bronco Billy ', the horse was brave made of plastic, the front of the Piggly Wiggly on 8th Street are linked for many years.
"They say that is not going back that lead, Tim Knox!" Whack!
I saw him coming. When my mother called me by my full name, meant that they had not particularly happy with me. It also means that a whacking and large> Stock Exchange was not far behind. At school, my name's role is to listen and let me uncontrollably for five minutes duck.
Written for his life, I never mounted another horse, coins, or otherwise. Perhaps that is why this e-mail me so upset. If I were ever in a position in another column, after writing Beaned by the exchange of large e this woman is angry? "I was not sure.
I read the e-mail several times, but still my crime was clear. What wasWomen Kazinski which activities? I went back to read the column again Miss America. But I was puzzled, I am sure, not surprisingly, my e-mail bomber friendly. Maybe you people who can help me to discover. Finally, I am ignorant, you know.
If you set the column entitled "The dust on the absence of Miss America" (or miss the point, "said the column), here's what it was:
Organizers of the Miss America Pageant insist that is not a beauty contest, a statement that I have taken particularWith the exception. If it is not a beauty contest, because there is an evening gown and swimsuit competition? Why not just have a talent show, ask each participant how you want to save the world, then give one of them the crown, so that everyone can go home?
In an attempt to strengthen the sagging ratings allowed, we can project two swimsuits to show costume contest will be held this year. And this is not a beauty contest? Please. I think nothing excites the female brain, such as the usea skin-tight bikini. Strangely, it has the opposite effect on the average male. And 'his mind yet.
I said that channel was changed during the skills competition, because the work badly and singing showtunes known to induce bleeding in the skull men in my old age. I apologize for that statement. I'm not a big fan of Opera, as well as the best of opera, at least in my ears is badly sung. And I've yet to hear a Showtune I Sue to dance, to me.
I also mention theThat was one of the subscribers with a pierced navel, while another had a tattoo in an undisclosed location, is not exactly typical examples.
And finally, when the Miss America Pageant really say to your head and not the beauty, as promoters, I have to restructure the competition was the emphasis on intelligence. I suggested that "... with Miss South Dakota, and Miss Rhode risk play Iceland for twelve hours without a bathroom break ... Miss Michigan to rebuild the carburetor on a '63Pontiac Catalina ... Miss California largely on the theory of quantum physics in an attempt, a Jacob's ladder with a piece of rope is too short to do ... "
In no time I said something negative about women all over the world in this column. My arrows were clear (at least for me) the show hypocrisy of the organizers, the right target beauty has nothing to do with who wins. And I apologize for stating the obvious fact that less than two bikini can save this dog and ponyShow whose time has come and gone.
Finally concluded that there was an ignorant man, the only way I was always what was going female figure Kazinski asked to participate in, dare I say, a woman! So I called the heavy guns, the woman who was to maintain the right path for many years. That is to say, my wife, or perhaps I should call it "my half".
"I understand that," my wife said after reading the e-mail and the column. "Sounds like abeauty queen angry with me. Now rauszubringen take the trash before you get my big bag with you. "
I do not think my wife realizes that reducing beauty queens unhappy, opened to the anger of the bomber e-mail. Forgive them, Mrs. Kazinski, please. My curse is that we live with me. Not enough?
As for me, to another question: If I am a pig, sexist, why the hell I am the one, two tons of garbage from the sidewalk to draw twice a week.Can not a woman?
You see, Mrs. Kazinski when you think that the Miss America Pageant is a load of rubbish, it makes me a sexist pig in your eyes, so be it. If you read my columns you drive only to the conclusion that I am a man, women Clock, setting his anchor, "... should be deleted, so that men like me and I can" ... vacuum on them from our (sic) "glass ceiling" ... "so that is going on. This is your opinion. It is entitled.
Planted as a writer, whose language is heldfirmly in cheek, and his feet are kept firmly planted on earth, I know that not everyone agrees with everything you write. It is an editor of the essay, the old man once told me that the work of a writer is to elicit a response from its readers, the response is good, bad or mediocre.
You, Madam Kazinski, I do my job.
Everything I write is a reflection of my personal opinion of the world. I hope we at least agree with Mrs. K., who I too have the right to an opinion,no matter how "ignorant and uneducated, will to be.
In conclusion, let me assure you and everyone else when they are in fact a sexist pig, pork varieties are passive. According to the old British sports cars and well-worn cowboy boots, I believe that the creation of God is bigger than the woman. He arrives at 7th place, just after mowers and just before all the sausages of beef.
If you read this column with any regularity, Mrs. K, you know that I have a wife and two daughters appear to be verysatisfied with myself. I also have a mother, sister and aunt elderly who rely on me for the man appointed in his life. If a mention of these women, I leave what I do, and make up their pages. If I do not do it, it's time for big bags.
So, I'm really a macho pig, Mrs. K? I do not believe that none of the women in my life, I guess.
However, if you still have a problem with me, maybe you should see my mother.
Just watch out when taking the bag larger.
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